The USA-China Trade War Is Getting Intense; China Demanding All Of Their Pandas Be Sent Back

(Observer)–President Donald Trump’s escalating trade war with China has just caused a new damage that can’t be measured in dollar terms.

Amid a new round of tariff battles between the U.S. and China on each other’s exports, China has recalled two cute giant pandas from the San Diego Zoo in California, British tabloid Mirror first reported on Friday.

The two iconic animals for the zoo, 27-year-old Bai Yun (meaning “white cloud”) and her six-year-old cub Xiao Liwu (“little present”) have been sent back to China after the country scrapped its conservation loan agreement with the U.S.

They landed at China’s Conservation and Research Center for Giant Pandas in Sichuan Province on Thursday morning, ChinaNews.com reported. “They will be under quarantine for a month to help them adapt to the conditions in China,” said Zou Wenyong, the research center’s spokesman.

Bai Yun was born in China in 1991 and moved to the San Diego Zoo in 1996 under the conservation loan agreement between the U.S. and China. 

Well well well, the trade war is turning into a gutter war. I love when things get petty. Normally that is the way to win. You let the opponent know that you are leaving no stone unturned. Nothing too small to battle over. Here is the thing though. This isn’t war. I would classify it more as a break up. And when you break up the way to win the break up is not act like you don’t give a fuck about anything. Keep my favorite sweatshirt. Burn it if you want. Why? Because I haven’t thought about you one time. You flip a switch. China can’t stop thinking about the relationship. They’re probably going to block Trump on twitter and instagram and not just because social media outlawed by the Chinese Government. They’re bitter. They’re demanding we return their precious pandas basically so we have to meet up one last time to exchange them. Then maybe China tells a story about the pandas from happier times and then next thing you know you’re having the post break-up hook up. That’s what China wants. Clearly. Here is the thing though…Pandas fucking stink. They’re fat idiots who are too lazy to even have sex. The only reason they’re alive is because we force them get pregnant and procreate. Left to their own devices they’d have panda baby, max. They’re a shitty animal to have as a national emblem. We don’t need them in San Diego or anywhere else. Throw them in the shitty zoo with their “lions”

China is basically a girl asking for a book or a picture frame back. Like lol….sure. Here’s your shitty trincket back. Be more desperate, China.